The Ramblings of a (MAD) Nerd

Sep 22 2014
hoopingdotorg:

Dayna Fisher of Hoops, I Did It Again is hooping at the Hollystock Music and Arts Festivalin Mount Holly, New Jersey, USA. Photo by Matt Soult of Soult Studios Photography. View full size & like/comment on hooping.org.

hoopingdotorg:

Dayna Fisher of Hoops, I Did It Again is hooping at the Hollystock Music and Arts Festivalin Mount Holly, New Jersey, USA. Photo by Matt Soult of Soult Studios Photography. View full size & like/comment on hooping.org.

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dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

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boydx:

Texture

I love Boyd’s work.

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ruinedchildhood:

News reporter quits on-air after relieving she was apart of Alaska’s Cannibas Club (x)

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thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

Oh the good old days

(Source: pyralspite, via dorklyboheme)

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Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse- “If I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception?

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nickelode0n:

sorry but a relationship where you forbid each other to talk to the opposite sex isn’t a relationship at all. love is about admiration not possession, we might live in a world where materialism is acceptable but people aren’t the same you can’t control someone like that

//gender specificity

change opposite sex to gender of attraction

*nods*

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best-of-imgur:

This is in Lebanon not Pandorahttp://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

This is in Lebanon not Pandora
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

(via niesur)

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unixslut:

"Ninety nine… one hundred! Ready or not, here I come!" she called out, giggling, and uncovered her eyes. She was very surprised when her Master was RIGHT there, not hidden at all.
In fact, he hadn’t tried to hide during her counting. He had gathered up all his favorite toys and set them up in a colorful array around her. He grinned wickedly, grabbed her wrist, and pulled her over his lap.
"Let’s try this counting thing again, my little slut…" He slapped her ass with his large, splayed hand, and then slid two fingers into her now-quaking, soaked cunt. She whimpered pitifully, thrusting unconsciously against his knee.
Two more body-rocking slaps landed on her pert bottom, and he chuckled. “It’s going to take you an AWFUL long time to reach one hundred if you don’t speak up, my dear…”
She whimpered.

unixslut:

"Ninety nine… one hundred! Ready or not, here I come!" she called out, giggling, and uncovered her eyes. She was very surprised when her Master was RIGHT there, not hidden at all.

In fact, he hadn’t tried to hide during her counting. He had gathered up all his favorite toys and set them up in a colorful array around her. He grinned wickedly, grabbed her wrist, and pulled her over his lap.

"Let’s try this counting thing again, my little slut…" He slapped her ass with his large, splayed hand, and then slid two fingers into her now-quaking, soaked cunt. She whimpered pitifully, thrusting unconsciously against his knee.

Two more body-rocking slaps landed on her pert bottom, and he chuckled. “It’s going to take you an AWFUL long time to reach one hundred if you don’t speak up, my dear…”

She whimpered.

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-falling-leaf-:

"Nothing but a toy. Nothing but a toy. Nothing but a toy." She repeated this phrase over and over in her head. It felt good to think of herself this way.

(Source: bitchsuits)

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unixslut:

radiatingsecrets:

hardenyc:

GentlySlowlySoftlySkillfully
…all day

Oh my….

I… I have no words. Even seconds of this would send me over the top right now. Having it done for a whole day? I would have to be really, incredibly securely tied down. I’m almost at the “clawing the furniture” stage right now.. Unf…

unixslut:

radiatingsecrets:

hardenyc:

Gently
Slowly
Softly
Skillfully

…all day

Oh my….

I… I have no words. Even seconds of this would send me over the top right now. Having it done for a whole day? I would have to be really, incredibly securely tied down. I’m almost at the “clawing the furniture” stage right now.. Unf…

(Source: kinkymariegifs, via -falling-leaf-)

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